We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went into the appliance store, there's like 900 of 'em lined up, there's a salesman there. What's this guy supposed to say about refrigerators? "Well you got this refrigerator here, This keeps all your food cold for 600..You've got this refrigerator, This keeps all your food cold for 800..Check this out, 1400, keeps all your food cold. Brian Regan
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This guy tried to sell me a refrigerator with the sales pitch of "this is what's good, this is what's bad." He was trying to make me feel like I would be wasting my money if I didn't buy the 1400 dollar refrigerator. However, once I got home, I realized that all he was selling me was the 1200 dollar refrigerator. The deal was not that good after all.

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